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ThE cHrIsTiAn HoRse

A pastor waz visiting a missionary friend at his home. On the way out of his backdoor, he noticed a horse belonging to the missionary. He decided to ask the missionary if he colud borrow the horse and give it back when he reaches town.

The missionary says. "Sure, but there is something special about this horse. You have to say "Praise the Lord" to make it go and "Amen" to make it stop."

All excited an not paying much atention, the man says "Sure, ok".

So he got on the horse and says "Praise the Lord" and the horse starts trotting. Then he says "Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord" and the horse starts galloping. Feeling really excited, the man said "Praise the lord, Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord" and the horse took off. Pretty soon, he sees a cliff coming up and frantically, he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

"Whoa, Stop, Hold On!!!!!"

Finally he remembered and exclaimed "Amen!!"

The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the saddle and said, " Praise the Lord."


THe BiBle

A father waz approched by his small son who told him proudly "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you know what the Bible means?" The son replied, I do know.

Okay said his father. "So son what does the bible mean?"

Thats easy daddy, it stands for ' Basic Information Before Leaving Earth"


The RecItING pARrOT

Three succsessful businessman gathered over a dinner meeting and discussed their gift they had bought for thier elderly mother. The first said, "I bulit a big house for our mother."

The second said "I sent her a mercedes with a driver."

The third said : You remember how mother loved reading the bible. Now she can't see very well. So i will send her a remarkable parrot that can recite the entire bible It took the elders in the church 15 years to teach him. Mummy just have to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, the mother sent out her letters of thanks to the children.

"Joel", she said "the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room but have to clean up the whole house."

"Joshua" she said "I'm too old to travel. I stay most of my time at home so I rarely use to mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"But Jorden" she said, "the little chicken you sent waz delicious!"


ShAmPoO

What shampoo do christian's use? Rejoice

What shampoo does Jesus use? Follow Me

What shampoo do catholics use? Head and Shoulders


Why ONe WiFe?

When a 13-year old girls asked her Pastor-Father,

'Why can't a man have more than one wive?' her daddy told her to open her bible to Matthew 6:24, where she reads , 'No man can serve two masters.'